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Girl/boy, you are positively divine – I’m taking radiant damage just standing hereĪnd by “best” we really mean more cheesy D&D pick up lines than you can shake a lute at.Excuse me for not introducing myself earlier, but your beauty knocked me prone when you came into the room!.My Monk friend taught me some of the Quivering Palm technique… wanna see how it works?.

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Damn baby, we won’t need to cast Stone Skin to make this bedrock!.

I took the Endurance feat, which means I can go all night long.

If you were words in a spellbook you’d be the fine print!

Besides being gorgeous, what do you do in town?.

Mage Hand gives me 5 extra, magic fingers – if you know what I mean.

Nice, right? Know what it’s made from? Boyfriend/girlfriend material

Don’t worry, babe I’m a lover and a fighter.

As an elf/half-elf normally I’m immune to being charmed… but in your case I think I’ll make an exception.

I don’t remember casting Summon Celestial, but here you are.

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or would you like me to walk by again?.

Why don’t you come back to my place tonight and I’ll show you my Wand of Wonder/Staff of the Python/Immovable Rod?.

What plane are you from? Cuz you are out of this world!.

Is that a longsword you’re equipped with, or are you just happy to see me?.

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I went to Bardic College, good sir/lady, so I really know how to use my tongue….Not with every spell in the Arcane Tradition could I rival the magic of your eyes!.Your beauty is deserving of masterful poetry – my meager words could never suffice!.Life of my soul and heart’s eternal prize! There is no treasure in all of Faerun like you, fair one.The music of the spheres is not so ravishing as your voice!.All valor & virtue is confined within thy heart, and I but a humble acolyte.There’s more music & magic in your smile than in my lyre! I am your humble servant, mistress/master.D&D Pick Up Lines for BardsĪs the party face, it’s just natural for Bards to also be the party flirt! Though any of the fine and sundry pick up likes in this article could work for your Bard, here are a few with this magical minstrel class in mind. If you use a link and buy something, I may get a commission at no extra cost to you. Hi! This post may contain affiliate links to online stores.